A Dragons Misery
The Rusty Tankards
Posted on July 5, 2020
| 1 minutes
| 100 words
| Stefan Safranek
Capo 7
[Verse 1] G G G G I’m flying away from here Em Em C C Where the skies are always clear Soring across the sea I’m your ancient enemy
[Verse 2] Gonna burn all your homes (to the ground) Watch out! Look up! What’s that sound? Scortching - ember fires Bodies stacked onto pires
[Pre Chorus] Asus4 A7
No one understands…
[Chorus] G G Em C A dragons misery A dragons misery
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Hairball
The Rusty Tankards
Posted on April 28, 2020
| 1 minutes
| 99 words
| Stefan Safranek
[Verse 1] I’m terrified of everyone that I meet Scratch your feet completely randomly! Knocking your things just to see them fall I’ll rule the world then groom my balls!
[Chorus] Hairball! cough cough hack cough I gotta fucking hairball!
[Verse 2] Play with my ball of yarn Then I’ll go and burn down your barn And you’ll never know it was me! Cause I’m your cute little kitty
[Chorus] Hairball!
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Misty Step (Into Your Heart)
The Rusty Tankards
Posted on April 28, 2020
| 1 minutes
| 159 words
| Stefan Safranek
Tune of “I just died in your arms tonight” by Cutting Crew
[Intro] I wanna misty step into your heart You’re so close but too far away Wanna misty step into your heart [Verse 1] I see you lying on the battlefield I’ve gotta potion, need to get it to your But I don’t got the movement To make it all the way Healing word isn’t an option Out of spell slots, just a dagger to my name I got to save your Even if it kills me
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Fuck It! I'm a Folk Hero
The Rusty Tankards
Posted on April 28, 2020
| 1 minutes
| 211 words
| Stefan Safranek
Capo 1?
[Verse 1] G C My father said, wish I had a son G D Cause you’re no boy of mine G C So I want to my ma, kissed her goodbye G D G G and said I’m not coming back this time
[Verse 2] So I packed up my things and away I went To sail across the sea Blinders on and full steam ahead Chasing all my foolish dreams
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Golden Rule
The Rusty Tankards
Posted on April 28, 2020
| 1 minutes
| 161 words
| Stefan Safranek
[Verse 1] Em A7 Woke, woke up this morning The sun was high, but the rain it kept on pouring Didn’t know, know who I was could have been a rabbit, fish or a bug The voice said listen, just listen to me It’s the golden rule, better than therapy
[Chorus] G Now I’m living with a band F Traveling all accross this land E Never want it to go away F G All I want is to listen to them play
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One Night, Magic Missile
The Rusty Tankards
Posted on April 28, 2020
| 1 minutes
| 90 words
| Stefan Safranek
G D A A
[Verse 1] Your mother says, I’ve got problems Yeah? Well she might be right Your father says I am dangerous Cause I’m only hear for one night
[Chorus] One night, magic missile One night, don’t have to aim One night, magic missile - I’ll be your One night, critical hit
[Verse 2] Now your sister, should have warned your I was with her the other night Your brother would kill me if he knew And he’d be perfectly justified
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The Rusty Tankards
The Band That Changed The World
Posted on March 9, 2020
| 1 minutes
| 116 words
| Stefan Safranek
The Rusty Tankards are an Dungevan band formed in Durinish. Their music has been described as brash, chaotic and abrasive using discordant melodies that come from seemingly no where. While most people have no idea how to classify their music, the band describes it as “Eclectic 3rd Realm”. The band seems to be oblivious of popular opinion and continues to tour the land.
The Rusty Tankards Genres Eclectic 3rd Realm Members Anastrianna Gold Petal Vocals, Lute Smokey Patches Vocals, Dulcimer Grunk Godpunch Drum Sora Daardenrian Bag Pipes Gundark #1 Fan First Gig Songs Thunderwave The Status Quo One Night, Magic Missile Golden Rule Fuck It!
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Smokey Patches
Tabaxi, Rouge
Posted on March 9, 2020
| 3 minutes
| 493 words
| Stefan Safranek
Smokey is a tall and lanky tabaxi with dark gray fur and black leopard spots. He is fairly expressive, easily embarrassed, and self conscious. When he lies his tail often gives himself away. Like most tabaxis, Smokey absolutely despises getting wet and hates being around water.
Wants to prove that he is “better” than his father. Yearns for the approval from others.
Smokey is one of the founding members for The Rusty Tankards.
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